Planet Fitness Black Card vs Portable Shower: PNW Road Trip Costs
If you’re road-tripping or van-dwelling through the Pacific Northwest, keeping clean without burning through your travel days is a genuine puzzle to solve. Two solutions keep coming up in traveler forums and van-life groups: a Planet Fitness Black Card membership (cheap showers at thousands of gym locations) versus a portable geyser-style shower system you haul around with you. Both get the job done, but they tackle the problem from opposite angles, and which one makes sense for you really comes down to your route, your rig, and whether you’d rather lean on infrastructure or stay fully self-sufficient.
Planet Fitness Black Card: The Infrastructure Approach
A Black Card membership runs about $24.99 a month (it shifts a little depending on location) and buys you access to any Planet Fitness nationwide, unlimited guest privileges, and, more importantly for someone living out of a vehicle, actual clean showers, towel service at some branches, and bathrooms that aren’t freezing cold.
Why it works for PNW routes:
- Planet Fitness has outposts in most mid-size cities along I-5: Seattle, Tacoma, Olympia, Portland, Eugene, Bellingham, you name it.
- You get real water pressure and heat, not some gravity-fed dribble that quits halfway through rinsing shampoo out.
- No setup, no teardown. Walk in, shower, walk out, maybe grab a coffee on your way.
- Doubles as a gym session, a bathroom break, and a place to top off your phone battery.
Where it falls short:
- Coverage drops off fast the second you leave the I-5 corridor. The Olympic Peninsula, the North Cascades Highway, most of coastal Highway 101: none of these have a single location.
- You’re stuck working around gym hours. Big-city branches tend to run 24/7, but the smaller rural ones often close early.
- Useless if you’re parked out in a national forest or on BLM land fifteen miles from the nearest paved road.
Portable Geyser Shower Systems: The Independence Approach
A geyser-style portable shower (propane or 12V pump-heated, think Zodi or Camplux) runs $80 to $200 upfront, plus fuel or battery costs that work out to roughly $1 to $3 per shower in propane. You’re hauling your own water too, usually 2.5 to 5 gallons a pop.
Why it works for PNW routes:
- Total independence. Works at a trailhead, a forest service road, a dispersed campsite, or a random pullout where you’ve got zero bars and no town in sight.
- A genuine fit for places like the Hoh Rainforest, the backroads around Mount Rainier, or the San Juan Islands, where there’s simply no gym to walk into.
- No recurring bill. Once the unit’s paid off, you’re only spending on fuel and water refills.
- Pulls double duty for rinsing dishes or hosing off muddy gear.
Where it falls short:
- Setup and teardown eat up 10 to 15 minutes each time, longer if it’s cold or raining, which, let’s be honest, is often in this region.
- You need a privacy tent or a spot tucked out of sight. Not exactly guaranteed in a parking lot or a busy stretch of public land.
- The water jugs and propane canisters take up space and need regular restocking.
- Cold, damp PNW air makes an outdoor shower a genuinely miserable experience if you don’t have something blocking the wind.
Cost Comparison Over a 2-Week Trip
| Factor | Black Card | Portable Shower |
|---|---|---|
| Upfront cost | $0 (just signup) | $80–200 |
| Monthly fee | ~$25 | $0 |
| Per-shower cost | $0 (included) | $1–3 (fuel/water) |
| 2-week total | ~$25 | $90–230 (first trip) |
| Repeat trips | $25/month ongoing | Near-$0 after gear purchase |
If you’re on the road often, the portable rig pays for itself within two or three trips. But for one vacation through the PNW, the Black Card is cheaper and a lot less to manage.
Which One Fits Your Route?
- Sticking to I-5, bouncing between Portland and Seattle, or city-hopping? Go with the Black Card. Convenience beats gear management every time here.
- Headed into Olympic National Park, the North Cascades, or planning to camp off-grid? A portable shower isn’t optional. There’s no gym waiting for you out there.
- Mixing both, some cities, some remote stretches? A lot of seasoned PNW travelers keep a portable shower in the van as backup and lean on Planet Fitness whenever a city happens to be on the route.
Conclusion
Neither one wins outright. They’re built for different situations. The Planet Fitness Black Card is the cheap, no-effort pick if you’re mostly staying near towns and cities. A portable geyser shower is really the only option once you head off the pavement into the Pacific Northwest’s forests, coastline, and mountain backroads. If your trip’s a mix of both, which most long PNW routes end up being, carrying a portable shower while keeping an active Black Card membership gives you convenience where there’s a city and independence everywhere else.